January 2012
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africans:
basically all my sentences start with one of these
ok so
basically
omg
no but seriously
actually
ok
wow
ok wow (or wow ok)
Truth.
Found my red jeans for tonight. :)
Literally after looking since eleven this morning.
Aaaand they were buy one get one free so you best believe I got two shades. ;)
December 2011
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ex boyfriend signs on facebook...
FUCK! GET ME OUTTA HERE BEFORE I KILL A BITCH!
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Okay, I'm not one to brag
But I was just thinking about it and I have been EXTREMELY lucky with my roommates while I’ve been in college.
I mean, yeah, my first year my roommates were kind of… anti-social… but so was I. And it was kind of nice to have an apartment to myself practically. It could have been worse is what I am saying.
My roommate last year was fucking BRILLIANT. We got along so well and...
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I'm...probably one of the most amazing people I...
hereeecomestrouble:
Also. One of the funniest.
And I only hang out with people who share those characteristics.
Sorry bout it.
SEEMS LEGIT.
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In my spare time I like to create nicknames for...
For example, tonight I created “The Untouchables”
The Untouchables consists of four men who, from the moment I set eyes on them, seeded somewhere in me a deeply routed infatuation. I haven’t had any intimate or sexual relationship with any of these men, but I would be lying if I said I didn’t have a strong emotional attachment to these individuals. They’re not...
Plans for New Years Eve are starting to get...
WHAT AM I GOING TO WEAR?!?!?!
Am I feeling classy or trashy?
hmmm….
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Thanks to me, my mom is now obsessed with Adele
There is not a moment in this household when “Someone Like You,” “Turning Tables,” “One and Only,” or “Don’t You Remember” is not playing….
WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!?!?
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Oh god... that screen cap for that video....
maybe I’ll be taking that down within a couple minutes….
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WatchThis is me very drunk last night. I don’t even remember this happening or even really know what is going on, I just find it really funny.
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What JKR thought whilst writing Harry Potter
Oh, James and Lily are a flawless couple? Hm...I'll kill them.
Oh, Harry is happy with Sirius as a father figure? Let's kill him.
Oh, Dumbledore has been Harry's mentor since he was 11? Haha, lol, let's kill him.
Oh, Remus is happy for the first time since James and Lily died? Kill him.
Oh, Tonks is happy and has a child at home? Okay, she's DEFINITELY dying.
Oh, Dobby is finally free and happy? He doesn't deserve it. Die, Dobby, die.
Oh, everyone loves Fred? I'll kill him and drink their tears.
Oh, Snape is possibly one of the greatest characters in the book? LOL! DEAD!
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The awkward moment when the people you are with...
I see right through your bullshit and you are not impressive.
Anonymous asked: 7.17.40.
you know you want to! →
cambium:
1.Who’s the last person you talked to about sex? 2.Have you ever sat in the back of a police car? 3.Are you stubborn? 4.If you took a drug test right now, would you pass? 5.Who was the last person to be on a bed with you? 6.Do you tend to hold a grudge? 7.Who is the last person that pissed you off? 8.Whats something that bothers you about girls? 9.What’s a fact about the last...
I AM DRUUUUUUUUNK!!!
;)
King's Cup
Category - American Wars
Carissa: civil war
Tony: world war I
Lew: Vietnam War
Sophia: Gulf War
Talia: World War II
Willyum: War of 1812
Alyssa: World War III.
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Holy fuck!
Just ran into one of the top ten hotties of Gilroy that I briefly worked with a couple summers ago.
DO
ME
NOW!
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Getting SHWASTED tonight.
Can’t wait to drunklr tonight. :)
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In my catching up on Glee...
I’ve realized just how much I don’t like this new irish guy.
1. I don’t even know his character’s name 2. He has zero stage presence (even on camera) 3. His voice is like perpetually flat, and then randomly goes into a brighter register, which is actually pretty nice. 4. I really can’t understand a lot that he says. 5. He plays a lot of negative choices when he sings...
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Blaine Anderson beating the shit out of a punching...
ughhhh.
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