Dating my ex?
Automatically on my shit list. Do not fuck with me.
Anonymous asked: It'd be too embarrassing to reveal who I am though >.>
Anonymous asked: I really wasn't mocking you! I think you cute! :)
Oh, wait. That's right. NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT...
I just honestly GUFFAW at those who take insult to my petty jokes and sarcasm. NOT EVERY GODDAMN THING IN LIFE BELONGS IN A SOAP OPERA! And not every goddamn thing I say is about you. You, sir, have balls to even “confront” me via lackluster text messages in which you try to assert your manly prowess, or lack there of. Step back in line. If I was trying to make a dig at you, you...
Anonymous asked: Why are you so cute?!
The Everything of Nothing.
It goes through my mind every day A devious temptation. A text. A message. A call. Do you really care? Did you mean what you said? Do you long for this vision? No. No. No. Who am I kidding? You. Gallant and valiant. Blissfully enamoring. A corral of Knights. This Fool can take a hint. You crave for more. You hunger depth. You demand the highest of echelons. I’m...
I really cannot stand facebook posts about smoking...
Call me a prude, but I just find it incredibly immature and irresponsible. I would be lying if I said I didn’t smoke weed in the last month - FUCK IT - in the past five days, but I’m not to announce on a public NETWORKING site that I am rolling blunts and that I am higher than fuck. I don’t think people understand how much facebook has taken over and how many people can...
TEXTING HAS COMPLETELY RUINED THE ART OF COURTING.
I am getting VERY restless. Please hurry the FUCK up. Sincerely and Always Yours, Will.
Doves and Olives: Warning: Rant. →
dovesandolives: The only reason I feel remotely okay doing this is the fact that I have, like, 15 followers… so here it is: I guess I am a huge contradiction. I just found myself in the middle of TWO fairly big political/religious discussions on Facebook (I try to abstain… but sometimes it just happens… I have a… Do you guys understand how much I love this woman? Vegetarian and ALL!
lolopotamus: think what you want about twerking.. but this takes fucking skill This just changed my life.
I was just sorted into Slytherin.
I guess I’m just really confused… I was so sure I was gonna get stuck in Hufflepuff… But I really do think I am Gryffindor… GUESS NOT!!! SLYTHERIN BITCHES.
It's not an easy job being heartless.